1. I tried to act like British boy yesterday, so I drank small cup of tea and one slice of bread…. I fainted 4 times before 1pm????
2. Who is a woman?
A woman is a person that can apologize, cry? and even faint but still be lying.
3. I first removed her bra and then shifted her pant ?
Naso I take see chance dry my clothe for wire this evening oh.???
4. If someone throws a stone at you,throw a flower to them.But remember to throw the flower pot with it ???.
5. Naija Wife: Good morning my sweet, charming, handsome Caring husband
Husband: Pls the money in the drawer doesn’t belong to me??
6. Some guys will go abroad for 1week, snap 100 pictures, and be posting it small small for 1 year ???.
7. SARS carry my friend Akpos, when they Open his gallery na ENDSARS screenshot full am….
Get well soon bro???
8. You are too cheap you are too cheap ?
Bros no vex oo how much be ur sister? ????
9. 80% of Rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish and Takeaway packs ??
10. If we are dating ? Don’t expect me to always be posting you on social media.
I love you with all my heart not with my data???
Tweeeeeakai, I don’t waste my data like dat???????
11. GO SCHOOL, U SAY SCHOOL NA SCAM, NOW TO FILL BANK TELLER U DEY SWEAT LIKE CHRISMAS GOAT
U ARE BUSY ,WRITTING ELEVENTEEN THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED & ONETY ONE
12. This country don tire me o, how can a deeper life pastor win a car from Heineken competition???
13. SON- mom, why did aunty name her daughter Gold?
MOM- u see son, some mothers normally name their child according to what they like
SON- so what’s behind my name
MOM- don’t disturb me Dickson, u can see am busy…??
14. You talk say you want to kill yourself… You go jump inside river come dey shout help help help!! My brother you are a mumu man???
15. In every home in Nigeria ?
There’s a spirit that steals spoons ?
16. Just imagine Eminem as ur Maths teacher ??…?
17. After I spent 15 yrs trying to improve my handwriting ?…
Boom…we started using keyboard ??
18. I WANT TO TEST MY BRAIN BECAUSE AM HAVING EXAM TOMMOROW,SHEBI OPPOSITE OF MINIMUM IS MINIDAD? ?????????