360gisthub present another funny Africa jokes that would make you happy this December.
1. I tried to act like British boy yesterday, so I drank small cup of tea and one slice of bread…. I fainted 4 times before 1pm😂😂😂😂
2. Who is a woman?
A woman is a person that can apologize, cry😭 and even faint but still be lying.
3. I first removed her bra and then shifted her pant 😋
Naso I take see chance dry my clothe for wire this evening oh.😂😂😂
4. If someone throws a stone at you,throw a flower to them.But remember to throw the flower pot with it 😹😹😹.
5. Naija Wife: Good morning my sweet, charming, handsome Caring husband
Husband: Pls the money in the drawer doesn’t belong to me🚶😂
6. Some guys will go abroad for 1week, snap 100 pictures, and be posting it small small for 1 year 😂😂😂.
7. SARS carry my friend Akpos, when they Open his gallery na ENDSARS screenshot full am….
Get well soon bro😂😂😂
8. You are too cheap you are too cheap 🙄
Bros no vex oo how much be ur sister? 😂😂😂😂
9. 80% of Rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish and Takeaway packs 😂😂
10. If we are dating 😋 Don’t expect me to always be posting you on social media.
I love you with all my heart not with my data🙅🙅🙅
Tweeeeeakai, I don’t waste my data like dat😎😒😋😂😂😂😂
11. GO SCHOOL, U SAY SCHOOL NA SCAM, NOW TO FILL BANK TELLER U DEY SWEAT LIKE CHRISMAS GOAT
U ARE BUSY ,WRITTING ELEVENTEEN THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED & ONETY ONE
12. This country don tire me o, how can a deeper life pastor win a car from Heineken competition😂😂😂
13. SON- mom, why did aunty name her daughter Gold?
MOM- u see son, some mothers normally name their child according to what they like
SON- so what’s behind my name
MOM- don’t disturb me Dickson, u can see am busy…🤣🤣
14. You talk say you want to kill yourself… You go jump inside river come dey shout help help help!! My brother you are a mumu man😂😂😂
15. In every home in Nigeria 😌
There’s a spirit that steals spoons 🛀
16. Just imagine Eminem as ur Maths teacher 😇😇…😂
17. After I spent 15 yrs trying to improve my handwriting 😇…
Boom…we started using keyboard 😑😢
18. I WANT TO TEST MY BRAIN BECAUSE AM HAVING EXAM TOMMOROW,SHEBI OPPOSITE OF MINIMUM IS MINIDAD? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙈🙈🙈🙈