Funny Africa jokes

FUNNY AFRICA JOKES THAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY THIS DECEMBER

360gisthub present another funny Africa jokes that would make you happy this December.

Funny Africa jokes

1. I tried to act like British boy yesterday, so I drank small cup of tea and one slice of bread…. I fainted 4 times before 1pmπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Who is a woman?
A woman is a person that can apologize, cry😭 and even faint but still be lying.
πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. I first removed her bra and then shifted her pant πŸ˜‹
Naso I take see chance dry my clothe for wire this evening oh.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. If someone throws a stone at you,throw a flower to them.But remember to throw the flower pot with it 😹😹😹.

5. Naija Wife: Good morning my sweet, charming, handsome Caring husband
Husband: Pls the money in the drawer doesn’t belong to meπŸšΆπŸ˜‚

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6. Some guys will go abroad for 1week, snap 100 pictures, and be posting it small small for 1 year πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

7. SARS carry my friend Akpos, when they Open his gallery na ENDSARS screenshot full am….
Get well soon broπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. You are too cheap you are too cheap πŸ™„
Bros no vex oo how much be ur sister? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. 80% of Rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish and Takeaway packs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10. If we are dating πŸ˜‹ Don’t expect me to always be posting you on social media.
I love you with all my heart not with my dataπŸ™…πŸ™…πŸ™…

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Tweeeeeakai, I don’t waste my data like datπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜’πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. GO SCHOOL, U SAY SCHOOL NA SCAM, NOW TO FILL BANK TELLER U DEY SWEAT LIKE CHRISMAS GOAT

U ARE BUSY ,WRITTING ELEVENTEEN THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED & ONETY ONE
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

12. This country don tire me o, how can a deeper life pastor win a car from Heineken competitionπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. SON- mom, why did aunty name her daughter Gold?
MOM- u see son, some mothers normally name their child according to what they like
SON- so what’s behind my name
MOM- don’t disturb me Dickson, u can see am busy…🀣🀣

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14. You talk say you want to kill yourself… You go jump inside river come dey shout help help help!! My brother you are a mumu manπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

15. In every home in Nigeria 😌
There’s a spirit that steals spoons πŸ›€
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16. Just imagine Eminem as ur Maths teacher πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡…πŸ˜‚

17. After I spent 15 yrs trying to improve my handwriting πŸ˜‡…
Boom…we started using keyboard πŸ˜‘πŸ˜’
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18. I WANT TO TEST MY BRAIN BECAUSE AM HAVING EXAM TOMMOROW,SHEBI OPPOSITE OF MINIMUM IS MINIDAD? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ